Ten Sports Figures Who Annoy Me

10. Danica Patrick- More confusing than annoying. One week I see a foul mouthed butch going fisticuffs with Dan Wheldon, then a week later I see a charming vixen half naked in Maxim. The cognitive dissonance is killing me and makes it quite difficult for me to decide if shes hot,



or not.

9. Tom Brady- You can tell a lot about guy's character following a loss, something Tom Brady has little experience with. However, in the few instances we have seen Tom on the short end of the stick, he has transformed into an introverted crybaby reminiscent of his head coach.

8. David Beckham- Does this wanker really have the gall to think he could come to America and make us care about soccer all of the sudden? A black president....maybe, but soccer.....not in my lifetime.

7. Pat Summit- She reminds me of Hillary Clinton, and she talked dip about Geno....need I say more?

6.Phil Mickelson- I love lefty's game but I think Tiger has made him a bit insecure. Phil still claims he's "the best in the world when he's on", when in reality he's the best in the world only "when Tiger's off". Also, no guy with C cups should have a wife as hot as this (Still not as hot as Tiger's )

5. Jimmy Clausen- Not as prolific as some of the other names on this list but he certainly still qualifies. The Charlie Weiss super recruit rolled up in a stretch limo to the College Football Hall of Fame to announce his decision to play for the Irish. After watching him under center this year, I am confident this will be the one and only time we associate the name "Jimmy Clausen" with "Hall of Fame".

4. Lance Armstrong- This world class d bag is anything but the hero he has been made out to be. There is an overwhelming amount of evidence linking Lance to both blood doping and HGH use. Once he became famous, Lance left his wife and kids for country singer Sheryl Crow. Lance then proceeded to dump the pop star shortly after she was diagnosed with breast cancer and last I heard was banging Michelle Tanner. Not a bad rap sheet for a guy with one testicle.


3. Tyler Hansborough- A Duke jersey would have looked much more fitting on Psycho T. Lets see where that "intensity" gets you in the NBA.

2.The Cameron Crazies- You know that really gay bald kid who paints himself blue and white for every Uconn sporting event? Clone him 1,300 times.

1. Curt Shilling- The Al Sharpton of Major League Baseball. We've heard the Red Sox righty's opinion on just about everything from steroids in baseball to deficit spending. I can only hope these last couple months on the DL have provided him with ample time to develop a plan to get us out of this recession.